For those of you who know me and have been lucky enough to receive a handmade card or invitation from me, you know about my rhyme-y poems. So, today Levi had his post-discharge checkup at the pediatrician (all went well and he's gained 6 oz already!) and it took 3 hours! With all that wait time, my brain decided to make up a limerick for each of the babies. I didn't want to forget all my creativity, so here they are...
My name is Andrew Noah
I punch like Rocky Balboa
I sound like a goat
I fit in a tote
And I'd like to get to know ya.
My name is Benjamin Luke
Sometimes I like to puke
on Andrew's head
while lying in bed
And people still think I'm cute.
My name is Caroline Grace
I have a pretty face
I'm dainty as can be
can scoot myself free
So don't count me out of the race.
My name is Leah Michelle
Without a poop bag, I'm swell
Strangers ask about me
As seen on TV
Because I gave the doctors hell.
My name is Allison Kate
You can call me Alli the Great
I have red hair
Eating- don't care
I'll stay with Leah and wait.
My name is Levi Thomas
My head is quite humongous
My body is tiny
My cry is whiny
Not like a hippopotamus.
There ya go! Hope you enjoyed reading them as much as I enjoyed making them up.
From Kelly: OMG Lauren...you are hilarious!! I am seriously laughing hard!
ReplyDeleteYou know my love of silly poems, too, so I think these are awesome.
ReplyDeleteOne of the best Lauren limericks! i still have the ones you made me in college!
ReplyDeleteSoooo funny and TRUE!!! Haven't laughed that hard in a looooong time :-))) You are amazing Mama Cat!!!
ReplyDeleteSooo cute and creative!! Good Job! :)
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